For christmas, i asked a DNA typage. they take a little of your blood and they tell you what kind of ancestor you have, That way you gonna have a legal proof that you can joke about black or asian or women or anyone “Shut up dude. Of course i can insult jew. I’m 0.2% jew myself from my father” "how that i can't tell you that you are a nigger ? it's friendly, i'm 0.3% nigger myself dude one of my ancestor rapped a slave they bringed back on the Amistad" “The fuck i cant i make sexist joke on women ? Shadap im 50% women, my mom is one of them” gonna be way much easier !
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A guy just annonced that he have génétically modified two child before they were born to be immune to AIDS (their dad was contaminated) with the controversed CRISPR cas9 technology. and as far as we know, they are immune to aids. so it's a fucking gigantic step forward. but of course the scientific community is offended because it was unetical and dangerous and mostly they wanted to do it first and being beaten by a asian it's fuck. but now it's to late to cry, pandora's box is open, so now we gonna see two thing. first of all, we gonna see a gigantic reduction of genetic decease by "vaccinating" the child of sick parents. second of all, We can now make the baby we want, you want a boy or a girl ? blue eyes or green, black hair or blond ? small, big, strong, fast, etc etc everything on demand. Gonna be a really boring world where their is no fatty, no ugly, no small or dumb or bald or anything, Nobody to make fun of...
I’ts pretty obvious why people like to be social parasite… My contract end in one month, and it lasted one year, and during this year. almost 40% of my salary was used for re-fuelling my car and paying toll fee. With unemployment, i have the right to touch 75% of my last salary during one year, so that littéraly mean that i have the right to do nothing during one year, and that i’m augmented of 15% (because i’m not gonna have deplacement cost anymore) logic…
I know what we miss in real life. An achievement system. 20 point : Staying alive : you survived another year 100 point : breathe : you succesufully stayed calm face to 1000 moron 50 point : lets fuck : virginity lost 10 point : its just a fleswound : surviving a car crash 5 point : Houston , we got a problem : getting married 1 point : A dog who can talk 0o : having a child 100 point : i’m freeeeeee : divorcing 1point : you finished the game : dying And then you can use the point to restart a life with bonus or malus like 0 => 999 point : you are definitly dead 999 => 4999 point : hard mode : you start in a poor family you know that life is shit. You gonna play a cursed artist or a really ugly people and you gonna die from starvation or shoot yourself before passing 25 years warning. Small cance to become a great leader/scientist who gonna cange the world or a monster who gonna ruin it 5000 => 10000 normal mode. You start in a avera...