His name is Moriarty. Because deep down. Every cat is a mastermind evil genius.

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People are like. "Why don't you make friend ? Friend is fun, friend is good, you can ask them thing, you can make them do stuff for you, you can buy them thing to make them happy...." And im like "who the fuck are you, get the fuck out of my home..." I have friend, like..... INTERNET yeah !!!. Do you know a better friend ? Do you have a friend that give you porn, and free movie and free game and you can talk with about anything and even block out part that you dont like. The best friend *_* And i have a cat... so i already got enough trouble in my life to deal with human in the real world.
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If there is one thing that piss me of in Alien convenant, it’s the “Ho look, a planet with oxygen and water, let’s got do trekking in short”…. i mean even on earth they are some fucking place where we avoid to go without protection, radioactity, virus and bacteria, beast, contaminated water etc etc. but nooooo here they are “ hey, i have an idéa, let’s go do the test to see if this planete is viable for human without protection, but if we see that they are some parasite or virus or anything else who kill humain by making alien pop right througt their back while painting wall with their blood, we come back to the ship and put some hazmat combinaison, okay ? okay good. " Fuking dumbass…
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If The legend of zelda Majoras mask happened like in real life.

If The legend of zelda Majoras mask happened like in real life. With the power of an N64 you can model 100 people at the same time. in those 100 people, you should have - 10 ultra rich who do lobbyism to try to convince people that the moon doesn't gonna fall and try to make the more money of it by merchandising it - 10 ultra poor who come to work in the festival even if they hear they’re probably gonna die because they need money for their 13 children family (alimony child not included) - 5 guy who try to tell all the people here to get the fuck out of here BECAUSE A FUCKING MOON GONNA FALL DOWN - 10 guy who scream at them, "IT'S NOT TRUE THE MOON DON'T FALL DOWN, IN FACT, THE MOON DOESN'T EXIST IT'S JUST A REFLECTION OF THE SUN MADE BY SOME ILLUMINATI LIZARD" - 5 guys who dance naked with marked on their body "My body, my choice to be flattened by the moon" - 30 guys who come to the festival while knowing that ...
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