I love sience. It’s like boring magic.

Fantasy world : You want to throw a fireball ? You just have to make a pact with baal or subjugating a fire spirit from the underworld or canalising your mana and throw it

Real world : You want to throw a firebball ? Here a Hellfire missile you can throw one fireball with it and it cost 115000$ each time, BUT you can do it with a drone….. who cost 1 million.

Fantasy world : You want to summon your familiar from the underworld to fight for you ? just make a circle on the ground and chant some incantation and TADAM !!!

Real world : Slavery is illegal.

Fantasy world : You want to resurect the dead, just summon the god of death, and make a pact and bring back people in zombie form, or be a paladin/priest and pray your god and bring back people alive but with XP loss.

Real world : “CLEAR” *THUNK* “300 joules CLEAR” *THUNK* “it"s done, time of death, today”

Fantasy world : You want to travel ? TELEPORTATION !! OR FLYING OR DRAGON OR FAST TRAVEL !!
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Real world : You can’t bring bottle of water with you, it’s dangerous.

WHERE ARE THE SUMMONING FROM ALTERNATE WORLD WHEN YOU NEED THEM !!!!!

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