Life should be as easy than rpg. Fast travel. Resurection. Magic. Quick save. And if you want to fuck and it’s a no go because you look like a troll. Go murder some people and come back with 2 or 3 charisma point. And you gonna get laid.

Ho and they are dragon so it’s obvously better

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